Sunday, September 30, 2012

TV

I watch TV.  A lot of TV.  I watch shows ranging from CSI (the original and New York) to Face Off a show about Movie costumes and make ups.  I also hate some TV shows.  Like Lost and Friends. I don't know why I don't like those shows but I just don't.  One show that I started watching recentlyish is How I Met Your Mother.  If you have not watched this show go home netflix it and watch it.  It is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen with some of the most quotable lines I've ever heard.

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  1. Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story


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  2. How I Met Your Mother is one of the greatest things to be created since the day I entered my mothers womb

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  3. When I start feeling sad, I stop being sad and be Awesome instead. True Story! - Barney Stinson

    Suit up Ted! - Barney Stinson

    Barney, reacting to Ted’s new car: “Shotgun for eternity!”
    Robin: “You can't call shotgun for eternity.”
    Barney: “I call that I can call things.”

    (Describing the simplicity of running a marathon): Step one, you start running. There is no step two. - Barney Stinson

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